Favorite car -
One with a battery than don't need push started.

Hobbies - Hunting.

Born - Uncle Earle's veterinary clinic.

Favorite drink -Frosty mug of A&W.

Favorite sport -
Nascar.

Skills - Beaver skinning.

Quotes From Maple:

1972 Pacer for sale, now used as a chicken coup-
chickens included!

Used outhouse for sale - just needs a little cleanin'!

When your Daddy yells, "Ya'll watch this," it's time for the video camera!

Possum tastes beter with ketchup!